Way Over the Top Sorority Girl Email (with Commentary)

Whether you’ve been considering joining a sorority as an undergrad, or you are looking back in nostalgia at those wonderful days in the Greek Letter mutual aid societies, you might be interested in hearing what one Delta Gamma’s sorority sister has to say to the University of Maryland chapter. Th...

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VIDEO: Evangelist Tries and Fails to Break Up 420 Celebration

What would Jesus do if he stumbled across a crowd of people lighting up some marijuana publically in celebration of April 20 (that is, 420, not only the code police use to indicate illicit drug use is going on, but also a reefer holiday)? You get the sense that Jesus hung out with a bunch of prostitu...

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VIDEO: Prancercise! Walk Like a Horse to Burn those Calories!

Who has time to exercise nowadays? After being at the office all day and chasing children around all night who has the extra energy to throw around a bunch of weights and look like an idiot on the “stairs,” or the “orbital” or whatever these stationary devices are called? Relax, it has all b...

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Graduation Cake Goof Up: Cat in Place of Cap

Laura Gambrel wanted just a small celebration for graduating from Indiana University in May; after all, she was going on to grad school in the fall to get her Masters of Public Affairs. Since Fathers Day and her sister’s birthday all feel at about the same time, they thought to celebrate the whole...

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VIDEO: Ancient Statue of Osiris Mysteriously Spins in Its Case

Osiris, the green-complected, half-mummified God of the dead in the Egyptian pantheon, may be manifesting himself in a subtle way. A statue that was made long ago, found in a mummy’s tomb 80 years ago, has perhaps channeled his spirit, and can be seen spinning in its display case with the use of t...

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Woman Marries 600-Year-Old Bridge in France

We were warned that recognizing homosexuals’ right to marry would be a slippery slope, and they were right! Meet Jodi Rose, professional oddball, who has been traveling the world recording vibrations of bridge cables for her “Singing Bridges” music project. Amidst the “musicians” she has w...

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CIA Admits Area 51 Exists

Area 51 exists. And if that’s not news, then the CIA is for the first time willing to talk of area 51′s existence. As with anything kept secret, the military zone has become a projection screen for all sorts of conspiracy theories, especially regarding UFOs. The mysterious location in central Ne...

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‘Ugliest Animal’ Award Goes to Blobfish

Blobfish

Looking like life from possible another solar system or another quadrant from the galaxy, the animal that won the vote to become the mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society was the blobfish. Fo...

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1000 Year Old Bones Found By Teens

Two English teens were spending their hot summer this past July in the Coln river, in Gloucestershire. There were enjoying the clearness of the water and its coolness when they saw something interesting. Peering closer, the two teens noticed what seemed round and smooth in the water. And it looked l...

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Grand Valley State University Removes Giant Pendulum for Due to Safety Concerns

After Miley Cyrus’s “wrecking ball” video was released, where the naked starlet swung on a giant ball hooked to a chain, Grand Valley State University has removed its own giant Pendulum. The University has claimed that the removal of the ball pendulum was for “safety reasons.”

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Grand Valley State University Removes Giant Pendulum Due to Safety Concerns

After Miley Cyrus’s “wrecking ball” video was released, where the naked starlet swung on a giant ball hooked to a chain, Grand Valley State University has removed its own giant Pendulum. The University has claimed that the removal of the ball pendulum was for “safety reasons.”

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Air Force Woman Gets Tazed for Fun

Toughness is always a quality that the U.S. military can respect. Vigorous physical conditioning is engaged, to make sure each individual is strong prepared. However, Bobbi Jean Moreland shockingly decided to see exactly how tough she was. With two air force buddies beside her, supporting her, she ...

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Bigfoot Spotted Once Again

Bigfoot has again been spotted. A Pennsylvania hiker saw not one, but two fur-covered, ape-like creatures taking a walk in the woods. He believes it to be none other than the infamous beast known as Bigfoot.  The hiker told The Huffington Post that he was driving in his car through the p...

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