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Oh, by the way: Epstein wanted to seed the human race with his sperm or something, NYT reports

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Nothing much happened this lazy Wednesday afternoon as America prepared for the second leg of the second Democratic debate.

Just the country’s most famous paper breaking the most bananas news story you’ll ever read.

No excerpt will do it justice. Suffice it to say: Imagine how creepy you’d need to be for this to not be the creepiest thing you’re known for.

Jeffrey E. Epstein, the wealthy financier and accused sex trafficker, had an unusual dream: He hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women at his vast New Mexico ranch

On multiple occasions starting in the early 2000s, Mr. Epstein told scientists and businessmen about his ambitions to use his New Mexico ranch as a base where women would be inseminated with his sperm and would give birth to his babies, according to two award-winning scientists and an adviser to large companies and wealthy individuals, all of whom Mr. Epstein told about it…

Once, at a dinner at Mr. Epstein’s mansion on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, Mr. Lanier said he talked to a scientist who told him that Mr. Epstein’s goal was to have 20 women at a time impregnated at his 33,000-square-foot Zorro Ranch in a tiny town outside Santa Fe. Mr. Lanier said the scientist identified herself as working at NASA, but he did not remember her name.

Epstein used to throw dinner parties to which well-educated women would be invited which Lanier thought he was using as a sort of cattle call for prospective mothers. A question I immediately regret contemplating: Was the plan to convince/hire these women to undergo IVF treatment using his sperm or was he hoping for, ah, direct deposit?

Another: Why’d he want this done at the ranch specifically, and why did he have a particular number of women in mind? He was a man of practically unlimited means. If all he wanted was to hire someone to carry his child, he could have done that with as many women as he liked and compensated them for their service without demanding they uproot and move to New Mexico.

Maybe by then he was so used to having underaged girls under his thumb that he needed physical control of prospective surrogate mothers too. Which raises another highly uncomfortable thought: Was this “seed the world” plan limited exclusively to women of age or was he aiming to knock up 15-year-olds?

That might explain why he’d want them secreted away at the ranch, out of public view.

Or possibly John’s right that Epstein really did view this as some sort of perverted science experiment, the ranch serving as his “lab.” The Times story goes on and on about Epstein’s interest, or pseudo-interest, in the science of genetics, replete with cultivating friendships with some of the world’s most eminent scientists by dangling potential investments in their research in exchange for their company. He would allegedly chatter to them about genes as well as regale them with deep thoughts such as that “atoms behaved like investors in a marketplace” or that he hoped to identify “a mysterious particle that might trigger the feeling that someone is watching you.”

Oh, and on occasion how he hoped to have his dick frozen:

One adherent of transhumanism said that he and Mr. Epstein discussed the financier’s interest in cryogenics, an unproven science in which people’s bodies are frozen to be brought back to life in the future. Mr. Epstein told this person that he wanted his head and penis to be frozen.

Given how one of his alleged victims described his equipment, you would think this degenerate would be looking forward to acquiring a new package from his new body:

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His pal Alan Dershowitz recalled Epstein once chatting him up about eugenics, which took Dershowitz aback given the idea’s Nazi pedigree. God only knows what other sorts of conversations they had on this topic. “Great squash game, Alan. Oh, listen, I’ve been meaning to ask you for some legal advice: It’d be okay for me to keep a stable of human broodmares to host my seed, right?”

One more extremely dark question in this story of a dark mind at work: What did Epstein have planned for the children born of these unholy couplings at his ranch, specifically his daughters? Was he just hoping to raise a family, or did he have other ideas about how to further purify the gene pool?

It’s going to be a probate nightmare when Epstein dies without a will and his 785 children have to fight over the estate. A reader emailed us this afternoon after the Times story dropped speculating that it was a fabrication concocted to discredit Epstein as a nutcase by people whom he might implicate in his crimes. Eh. The Times claims four separate sources for Epstein’s “sperm ranch” scheme, and as disturbing as the idea is, it’s not the sort of disturbing that would necessarily discredit his memory or veracity. If you want to impeach Epstein on the stand, you’d point to the fact that he’s a convicted sex offender *and* allegedly a serial pedophile *and* a guy who naturally has every reason to lie about others in order to get another sweetheart deal from the feds on the new charges he’s facing. Sperm ranch is just icing on the pervert cake, and that cake is already well baked.

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We’d like a sample of your dog’s DNA for poop purposes

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It’s really annoying when people take their dogs out for a walk and don’t clean up after them, isn’t it? Being a dog owner/walker myself, I always make sure to bring a plastic bag along with me to clean up after Jake and I have pointed out to others that they should do likewise when I see someone being negligent. And yet, not everyone is so responsible, but what do we do about it? One apartment complex in Pennsylvania has come up with a rather unique solution. They’re building a DNA database of all the dogs that live there so they can send offending samples found on the grass out for analysis. (CBS Philadelphia)

A Delaware County apartment complex is going to extreme lengths to deal with residents who don’t clean up after their dogs. The Governor Sproul Apartments in Marple Township is swabbing dogs to get their DNA.

“They’re asking all of their pet owners to get DNA from their dogs,” said Rose Renzulli.

Governor Sproul management has grown tired of “party pooper tenants” not picking up after their four-legged friends. They even offer free bags and a friendly reminder to clean up.

“I didn’t realize we had a dog doo problem,” one resident said.

So how does your average apartment manager go about setting up a lab and building a doggy DNA database? She doesn’t. They have owners swab their dogs and send the sample out to a place called Poo Prints. (Yes, that’s a real service.) The company, which describes itself at their website as “a proven dog poop management service,” enters each dog’s DNA into the DNA World Pet Registry database.

Then, when anyone finds an unscooped “sample” on the apartment complex grounds, maintenance workers collect some of it and mail it off to Poo Prints, where it’s tested against the known database of registered dogs. If they get a match, the owner can be fined up to $250, along with being shamed by all their neighbors, no doubt.

My first question (of many) was how they could get everyone in compliance. If you’re someone who regularly lets your dog poop on the public square without cleaning it up, why would you submit a DNA sample? Turns out that the apartment complex is making compliance with the DNA swabbing part of their lease agreement.

You can see this sort of thing spiraling out of control quickly. Pretty soon all of the shelters and pet stores could be coerced into providing DNA samples of every dog they adopt or sell. Once the database is large enough, they’d have a record of a majority of pets along with where they live sooner or later. I know the police would dearly love to have a complete database of every human being in the country, but you pesky privacy advocates seem to be opposed to that. The dogs don’t have any lawyers (or constitutional rights for that matter), however, so this could really happen.

Orwellian or just good property management? You be the judge.

The post We’d like a sample of your dog’s DNA for poop purposes appeared first on Hot Air.

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